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Question: Has anyone ever heard about Jesus’s half brother Haute Karl?
Haute Karl was a reserved man. He stayed home and studied science while his brother would go out and do magic tricks to entertain others and make a celebrity out of himself. Haute Karl was not religious, and believed his brother to be extremely mentally unstable. Not much else is known about this guy, but here is a little verse that mentions him:
Billy “Zeus” Bob 4:69: And that there Haute Karl down over there sateth down and readeth his books, while Jesus tried to walk on water, nearly drowningeth. Karl saved Jesus then looketh him in the face and said “Jesus, you son of a bitches”.
Well, there you go. Now you know about the half brother of Jesus. Feel free to spread the word, and mention him at church the next time you go.
Answer: And his one and a half brother, Cleveland Steamer, the biologist who worked as the man with 6 legs as the Human Spider in the circus.
No one talks about him because Jesus was arachnophobic.
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